Vixen Society
Cycle 5
Kieran's life had
definitely become more difficult over the past couple of weeks.
The first thing of
note was, of course, that he was the "lucky" guy whose
roommate had suddenly turned into a cute girl, just a little bit too
late for any room assignments to change for anything other than
emergency reasons. Besides that, he was responsible for keeping her
secret—that is, that rather than Elliot having spontaneously awoken
female one day due to some unknown magical mishap that was still
under investigation, she had actually awoken, in the magical
sense, into a pink-haired Kitsune, supposedly because of the advice
of some weird app. They'd been roommates and more or less friends for
over a year now, so he wasn't the kind of guy who could just spill
something she wanted private like that, even to her parents.
Knowing that she
was a Kitsune let him in on a view of her behavior that other people
didn't get to see. Actually, it almost seemed like she wanted
him to know what she was doing just to have an audience. She was so
good at setting up weird little pranks with her newfound magic,
despite how weak it was, that nobody ever seemed to realize it was
her doing it. She was still taking that app's advice, too, and
talking about hoping to grow a second tail soon.
Truth be told, he
was a little bit happy for her—she was enjoying college more and
seeing more success in her classes overall for a number of
reasons. She was visibly a more confident and energetic person; she
was actively seeking out ways to improve herself and have fun. And,
of course, she was no longer having difficulty waking up in the
morning.
But there
was the rub. She no longer had any trouble at all getting up
in time for classes. She didn't even need to set an alarm anymore!
Kieran hadn't even realized just how much he'd depended on Elliot's
constant alarms to get him up in the morning. Of course he
could just set his own alarm, and after the first few days of
accidentally oversleeping he did, but it didn't seem to be
enough. Somehow or other, the added motivation of needing to help get
someone else's lazy butt up out of bed seemed to have been a
key ingredient in getting him up early. And while Ella was more than
willing to try and wake him up to return the favor he'd done her
throughout freshman year, her ideas for how to do so were...heavily
prankster-flavored, one could say.
She would pry his
eye open to an illusion of a horror movie monster standing over him
in his bed poised to strike; she would give him the illusory
sensation of a bucket of ice-cold water being splashed across him;
she would gently guide him, in an almost-sleepwalking state, up onto
his feet, to his dresser, help him change clothes and get ready for
class, but in the process proceed to make certain that he put
everything on backwards, inside-out, or even upside-down before
pushing him out the door and locking it behind him. While these
methods were certainly effective at waking him up most of the
time, Kieran definitely suffered plenty from the fox-girl's pranks
too in this way, maybe even worse than everyone else who didn't know
it was her.
He didn't really
understand himself what was happening. The second week after
his roommate became a fox-girl, he started to wonder if he was going
borderline narcoleptic or something. Besides what seemed to be an
increasing difficulty waking himself up, he would just sit down on a
bench outside after a class and konk right out, waking up half an
hour later just in the nick of time to make a mad dash to the next
one. To be fair, he didn't simply collapse suddenly for just no
reason; he just seemed to find it easier and ever more tempting to
just sit or lie down somewhere warm and doze off for a little while.
Paradoxically, when he did this during the day, he always seemed to
wake up automatically with at least just enough time to spare.
And he found on Thursday and Friday morning that just letting himself
take some naps during the day seemed to make waking up the following
morning not quite so difficult, despite all of the advice he could
find online about the topic.
That evening after
supper, he sat in his computer chair in their room, chugging through
homework he'd napped through his allotted time for earlier that week.
Finding himself near the end of it, he stretched and yawned
involuntarily.
"Hey, what's
wrong? In need of another catnap?" Ella teased, leaning way back
in her own chair to grin across at him.
"Bug off. I'll
sleep when I'm done...hwaaah..." Kieran interrupted himself with
another, audible yawn. "I can sleep in as much as I want
tomorrow, after all."
"That's no reason not to take a breather. You work better when you're not tired, after all," she said. "I'll wake you up in a couple of hours to finish up, if you want."
"No thank you." He leaned into his computer screen and tried to get some more work done, but within a few minutes the words and images all began to blur together.
"That's no reason not to take a breather. You work better when you're not tired, after all," she said. "I'll wake you up in a couple of hours to finish up, if you want."
"No thank you." He leaned into his computer screen and tried to get some more work done, but within a few minutes the words and images all began to blur together.
Kieran sighed—it
was just no use. He resigned himself to taking a nap after all,
getting up to go lie on top of his bed for a while. "Don't.
Wake. Me. Up," he said, pointing at her as he sat up on the bed.
"If I sleep 'till tomorrow, I'll just get it finished in the
morning. Or at noon! I don't care when I get up tomorrow. Got
it?"
"Got it~!" she half-sang cheerfully, grinning across at him again.
"Got it~!" she half-sang cheerfully, grinning across at him again.
With that settled,
he twisted around and lay back, letting the impending nap take him.
Oliver woke up hugging one of his tails, his face buried in its soft tip. He slowly moved his face across it, groaned softly a complaint about having to get up, and then sat up, rubbed his eyes, stood up and stretched. There was enough hair to get in his eyes and nearly reach down to his shoulders now; he was almost certain it hadn't been long enough a couple of days ago to be this long by now. But..looking down at himself after his stretch, he had a different concern to concentrate on.
It was unreasonable
of Oliver to be disappointed that his body looked the same as it had
before he went to bed last night—that hair aside. Yet he couldn't
help but poke and prod at the fat with a small frown, thinking: I've
made so much progress! I can't quit now...
After a moment, he talked himself out of what might have become
another unhealthy downward spiral: He'd made money, eaten steak and
bought groceries yesterday instead of exercising, and
he'd gotten a dose of 'thinning' during that second one anyway.
Maybe—even though he knew
that exercising never
had the kind of drastic effects he was experiencing...maybe there was
still some
connection between his actually exercising and the rapid weight loss.
Well, he'd made a promise to himself anyway, and today he was going
to make good on it. He went and took a shower, made himself a nice
breakfast with some of those new groceries, and then drove out to the
park, altering his clothes into some shorts and a sleeveless t-shirt
when he parked. Then he got out and ran—all the way to the other
side, and all the way back. He stopped in front of his car, and felt
rather..surprised that he was already back.
It didn't feel like he'd done much of anything.
He wasn't tired or
sore; he wasn't panting at all; what little sweat there was was just
from the summer heat, not from exertion. It was a
strangely...disappointing feeling, that he hadn't challenged himself
enough. But—he'd said he'd exercise twice as much today
anyway, so he turned and made the run again.
..Still
nothing.
Oliver shook his head. This was no good. Where was that exhilarating feeling he'd gotten before? Why wasn't he out of breath? Had his health really improved that much over the past few days? Picking at the relatively small fat on his belly, he knew the answer to that one. And...of course it was great that he was so much healthier, but it wasn't enough. He needed to get better..he needed a challenge to help him grow stronger. And—several more of the same run would work, technically, but...maybe it'd be better for him to diversify his exercise a little bit?
Oliver shook his head. This was no good. Where was that exhilarating feeling he'd gotten before? Why wasn't he out of breath? Had his health really improved that much over the past few days? Picking at the relatively small fat on his belly, he knew the answer to that one. And...of course it was great that he was so much healthier, but it wasn't enough. He needed to get better..he needed a challenge to help him grow stronger. And—several more of the same run would work, technically, but...maybe it'd be better for him to diversify his exercise a little bit?
He could afford the
first payment of a gym membership. He no longer felt too ashamed to
show his face at a place like that. They'd have a nicer running track
than the park, in air conditioning instead of this muggy,
awful weather—and treadmills, ellipticals, weights...maybe people
with some sensible advice about how to more effectively exercise,
given that he figured the miraculously rapid improvements couldn't
possibly last forever without more normal maintenance.
Oliver drove to the
gym, signed up for a month's free trial (so he could've done this
without having any money yet, he chided himself), and went to
try out a little of everything—all the while hiding his ears and
tails, of course. He couldn't handle more than almost the lightest of
weights; he nearly fell over trying a treadmill, but had better luck
on an elliptical; he even attempted a few sit-ups and push-ups, but
gave up on those fairly quickly as well. When he was starting to feel
a little winded from all of that, he decided to round it all off with
one more run.
Having a circular
track he could get off of at any time instead of a back-and-forth run
that had to end at his car was a boon. He could keep going, feeling
the air whip his shoulder-length hair out behind him and run across
the fur of his ears and tails, until he felt it come—a second wind.
He didn't even realize how fast he was running now until he'd enjoyed
that floating feeling for another three full laps and finally
stopped, staggering his way off of the track to lean against the wall
and heave in air, finally feeling the satisfying burn and exhaustion
he'd been looking for.
That was when
someone a little more experienced with exercise approached him to
make sure he was okay, and took a moment to advise him about warming
up before and cooling down after exercise. He thanked the guy, and
gave the latter a try. His body wasn't immediately grateful when he
did some of the recommended post-run stretches and such, but he was
fairly certain this habit would help him if and when his body stopped
magically curing all soreness in his sleep.
On his way back out
and to his car, Oliver found that he was starving again. He wasn't
after another steak necessarily—eating the same thing over and over
would get repetitive and dull, after all—but his body was
definitely craving some meat and calories anyway. He went for a big
burger from a local place—reasonably affordable compared to the
steak, but just as satisfying. The fries he had with it obviously
weren't all that healthy, but..he was sure he could get into better
eating habits soon. Maybe someone who worked at that gym knew
something about nutrition...
Satisfied, stuffed,
tired, and sore, Oliver felt moderately sleepy now. He carefully
drove back to his apartment and flopped over onto a chair, leaning
back and quickly dozing off.
He woke up a couple
of hours later feeling refreshed—the soreness gone, and his shirt
hanging loose on him once again. He stood up and stretched, feeling
hair falling across his upper back as he leaned, pressing his fists
against the back of his waist, and listened to a few satisfying pops
as the tiny bit of stiffness from sleeping sitting up left him. When
he straightened up from the stretching, he could swear everything
looked a little..shorter than before? Maybe he was a little bit
taller? No, he thought, he must have just straightened up into a
better posture now that a ton of excess weight was no longer hunching
him over.
Now that he was
standing up, Oliver found that his shirt wasn't only loose around the
abdomen, where he'd lost a noticeable bit more of fat once again, but
it was also hanging a little awkwardly about his shoulders. Curious
about this development, he altered his clothes to fit once more and
found that his shoulders really did seem to be slightly
narrower than he remembered. That was..odd, he thought as he
carefully rotated his shoulders and rolled his head around for a
moment, but it wasn't particularly worrying or anything. What did it
matter, as long as he was getting less fat and more fit?
There were still
some hours left to the afternoon, but Oliver didn't feel like going
to the gym again—even though, physically speaking, he certainly
could. It had been a while since he did anything on his days
off besides sitting in his apartment, moping and watching TV, and he
couldn't stand the thought of doing that right now. He
really just...wanted to get out and do...something.
i uh
this is maybe kinda petty but
it's my day off, i already
exercised, i don't want to stay home all day
what do i do?
You're asking us what to do because
you're bored?
yeah
sorry
i guess i've just been too poor and
too much of a loser to have any real hobbies for a while
sorry if it's too dumb
Not at all!
It's way better
to be asking that out of boredom than hopelessness, after all.
And we
certainly have some recommendations for fun.
You know how
you can fool people into not seeing your tails, or you?
sure?
sure?
Well, you can
do the same thing to fool people's eyes in all kinds of other
ways!
Maybe a little bit of harmless pranking would be fun?
Or, if you wanted, you could probably find a way to use it to help people out...
Maybe a little bit of harmless pranking would be fun?
Or, if you wanted, you could probably find a way to use it to help people out...
huh
i hadn't
thought of that...
Now
that he was
thinking about it, Oliver found the idea..surprisingly attractive.
Making someone else's day more interesting, or exciting, or even
helping them out...he could totally get behind that. He nodded to
himself, smiling, and walked out of his apartment onto the sidewalk,
looking for an opportunity.
Vincent wolfed (or
maybe foxed?) down a fair bit of food first thing—she hadn't been
kidding about suddenly feeling very hungry. However, it wasn't so
fast that she didn't taste it, and she had to admit: Luca was a bad
liar and a terrible prankster, but overall a pretty good cook.
After taking a moment to swallow, sip some water, and breathe, she
grinned across at his stunned, confused face. "Not bad. Hey,
what—are you not hungry?"
"Uh..I-I mean yeah, I'm pretty hungry, but this is still..really..weird, right?"
"No duh it's weird!"
"How uh..how d'you know that app did...that?"
"'Cause I could feel it. About halfway through that transformation I started being able to sense whatever kinda power was flowing into me to cause it, and I knew the direction it was coming from—right there in your pocket," she said, pointing. "And what other reason would your phone be doing magic, besides a sketchy app I knew you had installed with a stupid long disclaimer that probably includes a warning about this specific possibility?"
"Uh..I-I mean yeah, I'm pretty hungry, but this is still..really..weird, right?"
"No duh it's weird!"
"How uh..how d'you know that app did...that?"
"'Cause I could feel it. About halfway through that transformation I started being able to sense whatever kinda power was flowing into me to cause it, and I knew the direction it was coming from—right there in your pocket," she said, pointing. "And what other reason would your phone be doing magic, besides a sketchy app I knew you had installed with a stupid long disclaimer that probably includes a warning about this specific possibility?"
She went back to
eating—at a more normal pace this time, punctuated by brief glances
across the table to see if her host was doing the same. The third or
fourth time, he seemed to get the hint, and started actually taking
in some food himself. Vincent thought: If he'd really wanted
to prank her, he should've done all of that before on purpose and
then done something like put an ultra-hot pepper or some soap
in her food. But her sense of smell was decidedly more keen than it
had been before, and there wasn't anything even slightly suspect in
the food.
"S-so uh..why
do you have four tails instead of just one?"
"You're asking me? Why don't you ask that app or whatever?" she gestured, but answered for herself anyway: "I'm pretty sure they mean power. I mean, besides whatever flowed into me to make me turn into a girl, I feel like something..wake up that might've been there all along, waiting for the right prompt. Which was apparently watching you acting like a total putz."
"Uh, y'know, maybe it was just waiting for you to laugh?" Luca suggested as an alternative. "And you know what? Even if uh, I wound up really only pranking myself, even if I look like a giant, dumb idiot-fool, I don't mind! J-just making you smile and laugh was all I was after in the first place!"
"You're asking me? Why don't you ask that app or whatever?" she gestured, but answered for herself anyway: "I'm pretty sure they mean power. I mean, besides whatever flowed into me to make me turn into a girl, I feel like something..wake up that might've been there all along, waiting for the right prompt. Which was apparently watching you acting like a total putz."
"Uh, y'know, maybe it was just waiting for you to laugh?" Luca suggested as an alternative. "And you know what? Even if uh, I wound up really only pranking myself, even if I look like a giant, dumb idiot-fool, I don't mind! J-just making you smile and laugh was all I was after in the first place!"
"Ohh, yeah?
Well, was it worth it?" she asked, giving him a vicious,
fang-exposing grin.
Luca's cheeks
steadily turned red, and then he responded "..Y-yes." Then
he turned his head down and dug into his food. Vincent couldn't
decide whether she'd been trying to elicit a reaction like
this, but she knew immediately that she liked it more than she
should.
Kieran dreamed of
sleeping.
It was
kind of an absurd thing, the kind of thing that didn't make any
real-world, logical sense. The dream was the kind where he could both
experience something, and see
it in third person, at the same time. And what he saw was a
paradisaical life. He didn't have to worry about classes,
schedules, or obligations. He didn't have to go anywhere or do
anything that he didn't just plain want to. Instead, he would lie
down to sleep when he wanted, wake up the instant he wanted to, and
go exploring or running around wherever and whenever he liked.
Someone else would take care of him, make sure he had food and was
healthy—all those sorts of things. All he had to do was life his
best life—and the whole entire world just let
him do it.
It
wasn't obvious at the outset, but gradually became clear, that Kieran
wasn't human in this dream. He wasn't even vaguely humanoid.
Instead, he was a cat. A fluffy brown feline was the one living its
best life, not him—and yet, somehow, it also was
him. The dream felt less like a dream over time, once this
realization set in, and yet it became instead something more like a
memory. It couldn't have been his
memory, of course, logically speaking—but dreams didn't have much
of a place for logic anyway. And—whether he was a cat or a human,
whether this experience was really his or someone else's—Kieran
found himself floating through this wonderful life, equal parts
satisfied by his limited, single-dream experience of it and envious,
wishing increasingly desperately to just capture some
small fragment of that kind of life for his real one. He didn't
really want to spend
his whole life fiddling around, eating, sleeping, and doing nothing
else—but he did want
to preserve for his real life at least some fragment
of the sense of utter relaxation and perfect rest that such an
experience produced.
Like all dreams,
Kieran's dream eventually came to a close. He woke up in the dream—a
cat—and he woke up again a human, still in the dream. Finally, he
woke up for real, in the real world—slowly but surely. Yet, as he
did, he had the curiousest sense that maybe—just perhaps—his wish
was going to be granted...
It didn't take
Oliver very long to find ways to use his illusions to mess with
people. He gave a guy driving with a phone in front of his face a
scare by making it look like someone was standing right in front of
his car when he started to move at a stop sign—not the full
appearance of a person, just a sort of visual suggestion that lasted
long enough for him to slam on the brakes, look around in terror, and
(hopefully) reevaluate his habits. He confused a jogger by putting a
small image just in front of her eyes of what was behind her, causing
her to turn around—only to drop the illusion, making her stop and
look both ways in confusion, shaking her head before going on her
way. He made an illusion of a cute bunny rabbit for a lost little
girl to follow all the way back to her worried mother. All of this
and more he did while invisible, with varying bits of chuckling and
grinning as he watched the results.
When he thought he
might've had enough fun for now, and was starting to get hungry for
supper, he started to walk back—visible again, though still hiding
the vulpine traits—and that was when he had his most interesting
encounter. He slowed to a halt as he saw him: An old man, thin and
wiry with badly graying hair, sitting by the sidewalk with his back
leaning on an adjacent building. His disheveled clothes and unshaven
face made it pretty clear he was even worse off than Oliver ever had
been, and so the younger man couldn't help but approach to greet him,
turning to face him and slowly kneeling down to his eye level as they
spoke.
"Hey..what's
your name, sir?"
"Eh?" He started—a tattered, wide-brimmed hat having hidden the fact that his eyes had been closed—slowly sat up, and regarded the young stranger. "Angus, young'un. Not too many your age feel like giving me the time of day. And you?" He put up a hand, and Oliver shook it.
"Eh?" He started—a tattered, wide-brimmed hat having hidden the fact that his eyes had been closed—slowly sat up, and regarded the young stranger. "Angus, young'un. Not too many your age feel like giving me the time of day. And you?" He put up a hand, and Oliver shook it.
"Oliver, sir."
It was true, the guy stank a little bit, and this was exacerbated by
Oliver's stronger-than-human sense of smell, but he didn't care. It
wasn't Angus's fault, after all. "I'm, just coming out of some
tough times, but I guess you're in an even rougher patch than I
was."
"I'll say!" Angus responded with some vigorous, righteous anger. "Nobody'll give me a job! I'm a veteran, for pete's sake! I know how to put in a good day's work. But all anyone lets me do, is sit here an' panhandle. Sleep in the dang homeless shelter! I got enough money, but they still won't lemme in to eat!"
"I'll say!" Angus responded with some vigorous, righteous anger. "Nobody'll give me a job! I'm a veteran, for pete's sake! I know how to put in a good day's work. But all anyone lets me do, is sit here an' panhandle. Sleep in the dang homeless shelter! I got enough money, but they still won't lemme in to eat!"
"Oh?"
Oliver let himself down to sit in front of the old man, tilting his
head slightly. "Which restaurant's been turning you away?"
"You see that
place, just across the street there?" Angus pointed, and the
young man turned to look—it was an upscale restaurant, of course.
"All it says outside is 'no shirt, no shoes', but I got a
shirt and shoes, and they still say I 'ain't dressed
appropriately'. Pah! So much for appreciating vets! So much
for respectin' your elders!"
"Hmm."
Oliver got a kind of grin he wasn't quite used to yet—feeling the
anticipation of a particularly fun prank. "Tell you what, how
about I introduce you to them? I bet they'll let you in,
then."
"Eh? What, you some kinda big shot now, Oliver?"
"No, no—I just think I can persuade them to let you in anyway," he said, hopping back up onto his feet and offering Angus a hand. "Worth a shot, right?"
"Hmmmh...alright, sure." He took Oliver's hand and got up, going with him across the street to the restaurant.
"Eh? What, you some kinda big shot now, Oliver?"
"No, no—I just think I can persuade them to let you in anyway," he said, hopping back up onto his feet and offering Angus a hand. "Worth a shot, right?"
"Hmmmh...alright, sure." He took Oliver's hand and got up, going with him across the street to the restaurant.
As they approached
the front windows, the Kitsune worked his magic—giving everyone but
Angus an illusory view of him as a refined old gentleman:
Well-dressed, clean, well-trimmed. He looked like himself to himself,
but to everyone else like the kind of person who could very well own
a restaurant like that one. It was also easy enough to magically hide
Angus's unpleasant scent, so that that wouldn't give him away,
either. While he was at it, Oliver jazzed up his own outfit a little
bit for real—just to really sell things. He gestured for Angus to
lead the way, and followed him inside.
"My friend and
I would like a table for two, please," he said.
The host nodded.
"Right this way, sirs." After he turned around to lead them
inside, Angus looked back and forth between Oliver and the inside of
the restaurant in amazement.
"Well I'll
be."
"What'd I tell you?" he said, beaming.
"What'd I tell you?" he said, beaming.
"Huh. Heyy,
since you got us in the door, why don't I treat ya, young'un?"
Angus offered. "I wasn't kidding about having money, you
know—the gov'ment gives me some payout for my time as a
soldier, and I don't got a house note or nothin' to spend it
on."
"I'll take you up on that, sure," Oliver nodded. Even if the old man was lying through his teeth and was going to bail on him as soon as he was satisfied, the Kistune didn't care—he could afford to foot the bill too, and for this opportunity to fool so many people, it would be worth it.
"I'll take you up on that, sure," Oliver nodded. Even if the old man was lying through his teeth and was going to bail on him as soon as he was satisfied, the Kistune didn't care—he could afford to foot the bill too, and for this opportunity to fool so many people, it would be worth it.
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