Saturday, June 18, 2022

The Cutest Bodyguard

Had another idea for a caption, and wrote the whole thing within the span of just one day. That seems to be the most successful formula, if I can only manage to actually execute it.


By the way, I've noticed a general lack of comments the past few months. My objective thinking knows that this probably isn't the case, but it's hard for me to not feel, at least emotionally, that nobody's reading and I must be doing something wrong. If you have something to say, even if it's complaints about how infrequently I've been posting or what I've been posting specifically as of late, please do let me know. It always feels more real to me to read someone's thoughts than to just see view numbers in the stats page. Or...I guess if something's wrong with blogger that's not letting anybody post comments, you can send me a message on the deviantart so I'll at least know and be able to try and look into it.

Thursday, June 16, 2022

Aetuornos Beta I-2




Intermission II

Carthan's second time playing, on Monday afternoon, was quite a different experience from the first. The town was deserted of players or employees, and perhaps hardly anyone was even playing at this time of day, so Jesse wandered back toward the forest new players spawned into. She was fortunate enough to run into a wolfman soldier by the name of Hatchet, who (true to his name) dual-wielded handaxes and had five or six spares so he could throw them, too. The two of them never managed to find any other players, so they just bought some healing items from the nearest religious site, then wandered the land taking out monsters and hanging out.


"No difference in your vital signs from last time. Not that there was much doubt—you are the expert on the spell after all—but it certainly seems like you were right."
The Neko nodded, waiting for them to take all of the equipment off of him again. "So, you think you've got enough data, then?"
"One never has enough data. But, well—I can certainly understand if you're tiring of all the monitoring equipment. And anyway, it's better to know the health effects on a large population than just repeated tests on a single individual, and we've got plenty of other people testing the device and the game too..."

"Is something on your mind?" the lead designer spoke up as the medical worker trailed off.
"You could say that." Carthan crossed his arms, let out a brief breath. "Being someone else in that game reminded me how it feels to be young, and how much worse this body is to live in these days. I'm used to how I am now, so I didn't miss it so much before."
"Ahh, yeah. I guess I don't have the experience to comment on that. Is it stressful coming back to the real world?" she asked, concerned.
"Not at all. It just, got me thinking...you know, there's a rejuvenation service in town this week."
"Oh? Ohhh! You're thinking of having them work on you?"
"..Sure. At least thinking of it. But if you still need more health data, making myself young so soon might be an issue?"
"No nonono, not at all! I'd hate to delay you taking care of your health just for us. Anyway, we got enough data from you personally, right?" she turned to the medical worker, who shrugged affirmatively.
"I have the same sentiment. Keep yourself alive first," he said.
"Well—I'm far from being at any real health risk, you know," Carthan said. "My kind doesn't age as quick as humans. But I'm glad if it won't be hindrance, anyhow. One less thing on my mind."



Yaboth was in an unusually good mood, as it turned out. "I got a date!" he exclaimed.
"Oh, yeah?"
"Well uh—I mean it's more like, I got her number and she said I could ask her..uh, invite her over for dinner maybe?"
"You're a great cook, right?" Marcus said, putting a hand on his shoulder. "The stomach's one way to anyone's heart, if you ask me."
"Heheh, m-maybe. But, it's..slightly complicated I guess. And I sent her a text this morning but she hasn't replied yet."
"Cold feet?"
"Well, no..I hope not, anyway. She's busy, and maybe...well, supposedly really shy."
"'Supposedly'?" Marcus didn't wait for an answer before interrupting himself. "Bah, too personal, right? Anyway, we'll get started on your usual routine today, eh?"
"Yeah, sure..."



Annabel bolted upright in her tiny bed, scaring the black cat lying on her belly into leaping halfway across the room, landing neatly on its feet and giving back an annoyed meow. Already reaching for her phone, she waved and said, "Sorry, sorry!" to the animal. Examining the screen, she learned quickly that it was upside down, but even then she could still read the time, and..she'd way overslept! But the thing that had woken her up was that phone ringing. She quickly turned it right-ways-up and answered.

"Yellow! Annabel Washington, freelance witch, at your service~." She'd given this greeting to any and all unrecognized numbers so many times that she could do it perfectly now despite being literally half-asleep.
"Uh, A-ann? Hey, it's..Chris."
She sat up a little more, playing around with her hair with her free hand. "Chris? Holy cow, I haven't heard from you in years! I heard you were like a super-famous, big-time artist now, riiight?"
"Yeah, uh, I-I guess so. And, you uh..g-graduated from witch school, I guess?"
"There's no Hogwarts in the real world, sadly, and nobody'd take me as an apprentice outta high school, soooo...self-taught. But, still doing pretty well for myself. So, what brings you back into my life, huh?"
"Well um...t-there's something I want..uh..a little on the, w-weird side I guess. Magical in nature, and y-you're kinda...well, I thought you might know someone, is all..."
"You heard my greeting, right? Chances are I can do it. Hey, maybe I'll even give you a discount!"
"Oh, tha—uh, that's great."
"So what do you need?"

The other end of the line was silent for a long moment. She double-checked that the call hadn't disconnected before bringing the phone back up to her ear. "I uh..I'm l-looking for, a p-potion or something that could maybe, temporarily turn me into a girl..?" he said, his voice descending into a nearly-inaudible whisper toward the end.
"Oh wow, I'd never guess you were into stuff like that," she said.
"I-i-it's not like—!" Annabel could practically hear him blushing furiously over the phone. "I mean, it's..c-complicated..th-there's this uh..and..."
"Oh relax, I'm just playing. Your reason doesn't matter to me. But I guess you'd prefer this to be something discreet, huh?"
"Y-yes. I-i-if possible."
"That shouldn't be a huge problem.

"If I'm doing it, though, I don't think a potion is the best solution. You'd like to, maybe, be able to turn into this, 'alternate form', and back, whenever you need to?"
"Y-yeah."
"I'm thinking something wearable with a 'disguise' enchantment might be best, then. Something you put on to change, and go back whenever you take it off?"
"Oh, th-that would work great," he said.
"How soon do you need it?"
"Uhmm...s-sometime this week? I-I'd like to know, when it's, when I'll have it, so t-that uh..I c-can make certain, arrangements..."
"Okay, let's see..." The witch flicked through her mental to-do list, trying to see how to fit this new task in...



Tuesday was a busy day at work for Carthan. All the people on the software side were busy putting the finishing touches on the nobility update and everything that came with it. For him, it was time to have a lot of feedback and data from everyone who'd played so far explained to him so he could take the time the server was closed tomorrow to tune things on the magical side as well. There were some new pod units going out to people who'd just bought into the beta as well, and he was insistent on personally giving each crystal at least a cursory once-over to be certain the enchantments were set up properly. Some of these humans just didn't understand how incredibly hostile magic was to the entire concept of mass production.

As a result of all of that work, he didn't really have time to play today. They certainly wanted him to keep it up as a man (or woman, as it were) on the inside, adding his own feedback to whatever comments he heard from fellow players, but that was best reserved for days that weren't quite so busy. The one-day-or-so break between the upcoming server update and when they planned to begin addressing the inevitable flood of feedback from new players and about the new features and equally inevitable bugs would be one such opportunity.

That afternoon, Carthan left work and paused, pulling out a piece of paper with some directions scribbled on it. This wasn't the way home; as tired as he was after a full day's work, he had an appointment to keep. He memorized the paper's contents, pocketed it and began following them.

Eventually, he arrived at one of those buildings that sold fireworks every new year, costumes every Halloween, and just seemed to sit empty half of the time otherwise. For the moment, however, it had another purpose.

"..Ah, you'll be...Carthan, right?" The interior of the building had some temporary 'walls' and 'doors' separating it off into sections, little more than heavy curtains with soundproofing enchantments on them. "You've got...ah. Stella. Right this way," the man at the desk pointed to one particular entryway.
The Neko nodded. "Thanks."

He headed inside to find a fairly young-looking girl standing, facing a big whiteboard attached to the opposite 'wall', some modern-style magical schematic diagrams whose meaning he maybe half-recognized. She had a long cape of brilliantly white hair hanging across a pair of huge, white-feathered wings that prominently spread out from her upper back: A Celestial, no doubt. "Hello?"
"Ah!" She jumped slightly, then turned around to face him. "Oh, hi there, sorry about that." She didn't look any older from the front, with a small, almost childishly round face and bright, purplish eyes.
"Afternoon. I'm Carthan."
"Yes, yes—good to meet you," she said, hurrying up to shake his hand in both of hers. "Stella."
"I see they picked someone my size to handle me," the Neko remarked.
"Heheh..I suppose so." She giggled softly—so, at least, she had a sense of humor.

"Now let's see..I need to get you some papers to read and sign." She hurried over to a desk on one side of the 'room', picking up a small stack of papers and offering it over. "This is basically just acknowledging that you understand the service we offer, that it's free, what we'll do for you if something goes wrong, and please don't sue us. Not that things going wrong is very common."
Carthan nodded, taking the pages and flipping through them carefully. "I've sure heard of people winding up looking different from how they expected," he said. "You've had some unhappy customers try to sue you over that?"
"Not for the most part," the winged girl said. "But our legal team insists that all the bases are covered, and I'm somewhat inclined to agree."

"If you look there—" she pointed to one of the paragraphs on the second page—"we'll work to undo anything 'non-standard' that happens, if desired. Which is to say, our treatment is only meant to reduce a person's age to 'young adult'. If that's successful, but you're not happy how you look at that age, there are plenty of ways to customize your appearance elsewhere. That simply isn't part of our service.
"But—it's a big effect, changing someone's age, and especially doing it properly to ensure that no 'old-age' health problems stick around by the end. Magic that changes people is vastly easier than it used to be because there's a patron deity for it now...but not without a trade-off. The bigger of a change you want, the more difficult it can be to precisely control every aspect of it. If your body winds up different from how it 'should be' because of wild magic creeping in, then we'll do everything in our power to undo that. But we'll also leave anything alone that you don't want changed, or if you want some other change that's about an equal amount of work to undoing the non-standard stuff, we'll do that too."

He read through the legalese as best he could, confirming that it was more or less expressing the same sentiment. "And this is all for free?"
"Yes," she nodded. "After all, if someone was paying for a younger body, then I think they'd be reasonable to want more customization options."
"That's understandable. I don't want anything more, anyway."
"Good, good...ah, right! Will you be upset if the clothes you have on get altered? If wild magic affects anything, it almost always goes after clothes too. We've got some spares in the back you can change into if you're wearing something you'd rather be left alone..."
Carthan took a brief look down at his present attire and shrugged. "I've got two or three more just like this at home," he said. "Shouldn't be an issue."

Thinking about it, anything he'd heard about someone winding up different from just a younger version of themselves seemed to be secondhand—he couldn't recall hearing any complaints directly from the 'customers' themselves. 'Wild magic' was an unfamiliar term to him, but he suspected that it also had something to do with that new patron deity. That, or it was just a new term for some already-known phenomenon. Either way, he didn't find any other questions or concerns on reading through the rest of the document; for being an evidently airtight legal disclaimer, it was surprisingly short and clear for a layman to read. He nodded to Stella, took an offered pen, and signed at the bottom before handing the papers back.

"Okay, all good." The Celestial nodded, setting the papers down on the desk. "Now, this shouldn't take long at all—just stand still a moment while I cast the spell."
"Sure," Carthan nodded.

After taking a few steps back, the winged girl spread her arms and quietly chanted something. The Neko's ears twitched slightly as he listened; he wasn't sure that what she was chanting quite sounded like a spell to him—more like the kind of so-called incantation that human fiction sometimes thought spells sounded like. It wasn't a distinction that just anyone would pick up on, but...

But nonetheless, it did seem to be doing something. Carthan noticed a faint white glow suffusing his body first, and an accompanying warmth after. As it made its way to his back, particularly the spine and down the length of his tail, he couldn't help a slight shudder. A wave of faint tingling followed quickly after, spreading in from the tips of his tail and ears to his scalp and spine, then flowing down the rest of his body. Curiously reaching a hand up to his face, he felt the skin smoothing and softening, wrinkles vanishing off along with some bits of facial hair.

"Mnnh—" He dropped his hand downward again as an unaccountable instinct had him rotating his shoulders, stretching his limbs, leaning his head back a bit and even pushing his ears and tail out as far as they would go. "Mnnrrr~rrrhh.." A soft, low purr rumbled in his throat as he felt stiffness and soreness ebb away, like the warmth was massaging every one of his muscles at once. The sensation was unimaginably divine, as physical youth seemed to steadily push its way into his body from without. But as he brought his head upright again and looked around, he found that the stretching hadn't only loosened him up that way, but physically grown his body by at least a few inches.

"M-mmhh...!" No sooner did he notice this than he found himself arching himself back, pressing his fists against the back of his waist, and stretching out even more—even taller. Now his ears and tail were no longer holding stiff, the former lowering and the latter swishing around rapidly behind him. He realized that his heart was racing, and began to notice the sensation of hair softly tickling his forehead and cheeks and the back of his neck. He shuddered once again as the tingling briefly came back even stronger than before, running across his skin just once before settling in one specific place—between his legs.

By now, Stella seemed to have finished her incantation, and yet the change seemed to continue. Carthan was at least a full head taller than the Celestial, who now looked up at him with a sort of concerned curiosity in her expression. "Mrr~rrooowwh...? " A confused mew came from the Neko's lips as he felt that tingling progress into a sort of tugging, slipping sensation that kept his ears low, his tail mobile, and made his face begin to burn with a blush. Meanwhile, more hair made itself known as a light weight across his shoulders. Looking down, he found his body rather more slight and slender than he might have expected after all of that growth, with narrow shoulders and a flat, slim waist. His hands looked unusually small too, and of course he could now easily see that his shoulder-length hair had darkened to the same deep shade of gray as his fur—the color it had always had before age paled it.

"Mn—mm~mmmhh...rrrr~rrrhh.." Some confused murmuring from the Neko's throat turned into a purr, during which he could hear his voice changing, shifting into a somewhat higher register and taking on a noticeably feminine tone. No wonder, as he could feel his manhood melting away now, a surprisingly intense yet pleasant sensation even though he'd already felt a far weaker, simulated version of it once before.
"Rrrrh, aa~aaahh.." A deep, mature alto rang from Carthan's throat as his sex fully changed now, drawing the heat of a sharp blush to her cheeks as she felt a wave of deep, fuzzy, pleasant sensation down there. "Aa~aahnnn....!" It was positively irresistible, and along with it came a gentle push from her hips, a faint tingling across her chest—as curves began to grow into place to complete her womanhood.

"Mm~nnnhh," her voice lilted high, well past the ceiling of its prior range, as she felt her chest gently pushing forward, a pair of sensitive breasts sliding across the soft cloth of a bra which..hadn't been there before. "Mmrrroo~ooowhhh.." A satisfied, feline mewling, just about as high-pitched, came from her as she felt a slight motion and fluttering of her clothes: A bit of growth to the hem of her shirt and a rapid lengthening of the sleeves, a skirt spreading out around her hips and thighs while the rest of her pants split off, softened and tightened into stockings. Beneath that was a pair of panties pulling flat and snug between her legs, simultaneous to one last wave of fuzzy, warm pleasure down there that accompanied the last bit of growth to her bust, drawing a high, half-sighing "Haa~aahh..." from her lips.

Carthan gasped in quickly, then let it out slow, taking another deep breath to calm herself down as she slowly opened her eyes—wondering just when she'd actually closed them in the first place. Her perspective on the room around her, and the Celestial standing right across from her, felt strange and alien, like everything had suddenly gotten much smaller and she was now towering high above it all. Really, she was only slightly on the tall side for a girl, but the shift was still fairly jarring for someone so used to her previous height. She slowly brought a hand up to the hair trailing down next to her cheeks, noticing the tips of some locks touching the base of her tail, and carefully prodded at it.


"I've gotta say, I haven't heard of this happening to anyone else," she said, recovering most of her composure despite her heart still beating a little fast and the warmth of a blush still on her face. Her right hand was now combing down through the full length of her hair, trying to get used to the feeling. It was long, soft, and pretty, and she really had missed it all being the same color as her fur, if only a little.

"Uhh, yes. This is pretty unusual," Stella said, tilting her head slightly. "I wasn't that surprised to see you getting a little taller, but a change of sex? Well, it's still not unfixable, if you don't like it. But I wonder why?"
The Neko dropped the hand running through her hair to cross her arms, thinking. "Anything you can tell me about how 'wild magic' works?"
"Let's see—my understanding is that it tends to act on a person's desires and expectations, to some extent. But it can still be highly unpredictable, even beyond that. I can't imagine there's any reason you'd see 'yourself, but younger' as a woman instead of a man.."
"Ah. Well, I would know of a reason for that," Carthan said, immediately drawing Stella's curiosity.

"Are you familiar with Aetuornos? The VR game that came out recently?"
"Uh, a little? I understand that it's supposed to be a very immersive experience."
"I've been playing that some recently. My, player character," (she slowly remembered the correct term for it) "is a young woman. Truthfully, some of my motivation to go through with this came from that reminding me what it's like to be young."
"Oh. Well, I could certainly see that doing it, then," the winged girl said, nodding. "Either way, though: Do you dislike this? Want it fixed?"

The Neko slowly dropped her arms to her sides. "...I don't know. I suppose you'll tell me there are plenty of disadvantages to being female, but I don't object to this too much. And, being taller, is something new and intriguing to me as well."
"Hmm. For something this extreme—I can see where you would need some time to be certain," Stella said. "Either to adjust or to realize that staying this way was a mistake. Maybe you'd like to give it a week and come back to me if you want it reversed?" She went for her desk.
"That seems..better to me," the Neko said, nodding. In the excitement of the moment—right after feeling that pleasure that only a woman could feel, at an intensity that the virtual world wasn't capable (or at least wasn't designed) to imitate—she might not be thinking clearly enough to make a good decision. The height, however..she was fairly certain going back to being shorter was not something she wanted.
Stella grabbed a business card. "Okay. Then, you can call this number later on and let me know how you feel about it then," the winged girl said, offering it to her. "I don't care if you need two months to decide; it won't be all that difficult for me to get back to this area if I need to."
"Thank you," Carthan said, nodding.


On her way out, it occurred to the Neko that most of her clothes wouldn't fit her now. Of course she needed undergarments for the new...feminine features, but also—the especially inconvenient thing about having grown, rather than shrunk, was that most things would actually be tight or short rather than having the option of wearing some oversized shirts over everything and putting the shopping trip off. However, becoming young again had (perhaps unsurprisingly, on reflection) left her feeling rather energized and invigorated. So she made her way to the stores to at least get a few days' worth of clothes that would fit her new form properly.

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Aetuornos Beta 2-9




2-9: Propositions and Plans

"And then we all beat up the big forcefield together until it exploded!" Fiori spread out her hands excitedly.
"Uh...more like it shattered," Thora corrected.
"Sounds a lot less stressful than our experience," Noire said, "though falling into that pit may have been relatively harmless, for reasons of magic. One can never really be certain with wizards."

After taking their artifacts and being warped back out to the front of the tower, the seven of them more or less agreed they'd had enough adventuring for the day and started off toward town, exchanging stories of their experiences along the way—beginning with Ronin.

"Either way, I get a shield now," the berserker continued, raising her left hand with the ring in it and closing it into a fist. A brief flash of yellow fire in a tall, rectangular shape appeared in front of her, indicating the placement of a mostly-invisible force field similar to the one they'd worked to break. "But if I'm being honest, uhh, I may end up bashing enemies with it as much as I actually block attacks. Just how my 'class instinct' goes."
"My amulet lets me make bombs just by wanting 'em," Jack said. "I mean—there's a limit to how often I can do that, and the explosions don't do that much damage for being, y'know, explosions, but..bombs! It's like I'm playing Zelda or somethin'!"

"Anyway, I guess I have to play again..at least once, to spread around this 'secret fire' thing," Ronin said. "I don't really have to judge by the criteria that witch gave me; I can tell just by looking either way—and it won't work on anyone here. None of you are 'pure enough' mages, I guess."
"If it's absolutely crucial to the plot, I doubt they'd leave it in the hands of just one player," Noire said. "But strategically speaking—if we must have a final boss fight with a demon queen someday, I do hope we get all the help we can."

"Oh, yeah—so like...I guess demons are the main bad guys, then," Fiori said. "Is that uh—offensive to actual demons or anything?"
"Well uh—we don't exactly have a perfect track record in the first place," Thora said. "Demonic foci are still banned because of the last time some guy thought he'd take over the world with an army of demons. A lot of us feed off of negative emotions or, uh, harmful behaviors at least. Anyway, it's different from uh...human racism in a lot of ways. Lots of demons get to be good guys or at least ambiguous in all kinds of stories, and even the demon bad guys still don't all fit one stereotype. So, it's fine."
"Besides all of that, we're in the beta," Noire pointed out. "I think the demon queen is only the first arc of many, so there's plenty of room for this game to have many other antagonists as things progress."
"Yeah, maybe we'll have to fight a big dragon someday!" Fiori said. "Oh wait, dragons're real too, huh..."

"It's best not to dwell on it," Zef said, speaking up for the first time. "The most recent crisis our world faced involved the irresponsible use of celestial magic, at a scale which was only possible for the descendants of my kind."
"And you fought those guys yourself?" Grigori asked; the monk nodded. "Neat. I mean, I don't know that I'll ever do something as momentous as that."
"It would be better that nobody has to suffer through such a conflict again."
"..Say, I really would like to hang out with you some IRL. Or at least play this with you again. Maybe I could give you my number and we could text some?"
"..I do not have a phone."
"Uhh..email?" Zef shook her head. "Look, I'll just give you both and if you feel like contacting me, I'm sure you'll find a way."
"If you wish."

"Wait, hold on—just how old are you?" Ronin asked. "Uh, I mean, not to be rude but..."
"I was created two hundred and thirty-eight years, four months and five days ago," Zef stated bluntly.
Grigori whistled. "Wow. And, Celestials are 'made' as already fully-functioning adults, right?"
"Those who are created directly by Sol, such as myself, are," she replied, apparently indicating that this distinction was necessary.
"Okay, now I've got to meet you in person sometime.

"Look—I'm in the third year of a PhD in history. Recorded history has gigantic holes in it, because it was written by humans still under the veil! Part of what I'm trying to do is fill some of those gaps, at least the major events that all us nonmagical humans missed out on. A primary source who lived through some of that would be incredible. If you wouldn't mind, I mean."
Zef considered it for a moment or so. "..I suppose getting a better grasp of history is a noble pursuit, at least. I should be able to spare some time for such an inquiry."
"Great! Over lunch or something, maybe? Well, find you a way to call me at least, and we can set it up."

"Oh, yeah, you guys should come to my restaurant if you're ever in town," Thora said. "I mean uh—it's not mine, but I cook there. Maybe I can find a way to make properly cooked meat taste raw..."
"Uh, what," Ronin said.
"Long story, mostly to do with me," Noire said. "I'd look forward to trying it. You know werewolf tastes, I'm sure—any meat at all is still good."
"Wait, you're a werewolf?" Jack interjected.

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"Hmmn." Fiori paused at the door to the stairwell at the inn.
"Something vexes you?" Noire asked. Zef and the boys had already gone upstairs to log out, leaving the three of them behind momentarily.
"Aah. I just feel like I'm gonna miss being this brave. Err, socially, I mean. Like, IRL I can barely even strike up a conversation with someone I don't know. I always stutter and fidget and often people say they can barely even hear me...even some with animal ears. I kinda like being loud and stuff, I guess. At least a little."
"There are ways to change yourself if you truly dislike it," the catgirl said. "Not magically or mind-damaging, I mean—just good old fashioned, mundane psychiatry."
"Eheh, yeah, I know. I guess I would be at least a li'l bit bolder if I didn't enjoy being a bit of a loner sometimes."
The rogue nodded. "There is some advantage to not being tied to a large group, as well."

She glanced back and forth between the two of them; Thora was, if anything, looking like the shy one right now. "Well, it must be quite late in the real world by now, and my body quite sore in that undersized pod. I've got a wife waiting on me besides, so—I'll head on up. See you two later!"
"Uh—yeah," Thora nodded.
"Yep!"


Once the door closed behind the catgirl, Fiori bounced around between her feet for a moment. "Y-you know uh," the berserker started awkwardly. "Shyness can be cute, in its own way. I guess, like, it feels like you've really earned the trust of someone like that if they're willing to hang out anyway."
"Mmh." Fiori nodded. "Weelll. While I'm feeling a little braver. You're cute, you wanna share a room with me?"
"Uh." Thora blushed furiously. "S-sure, I guess." It wasn't anywhere near the kind of proposition it would be in the real world—they probably wouldn't even be there very long. But still, the idea of going somewhere private with the pretty, pink-haired necromancer was enough to make her heart race. She nervously followed Fiori up the stairs and into the room.


"Uh, l-look...did I tell you? What I really look like?"
"I don't think so. Huh, guess I should say something like that too!" Fiori said. "Like I mentioned before, I'm an artist IRL. Ever heard of Chris Hagar?"
"I uh, barely know anything about art, much less modern artists," Thora admitted nervously.
Fiori had gone over to a dresser by now and was messing with her outfit, tapping the piece of furniture repeatedly to swap it from one thing to another. "Oh, c'mon, you're not gonna upset me just 'cause you haven't! I'm not that conceited." Of course she looked pretty good in everything, but some outfits were rather more revealing, hence distracting.
"Ah, well, no."
"He's this guy who does mostly dark, gory, gothic, surreal or abstract stuff. Lots of paintings, some book covers, some horror movie posters. Well—that's me, anyway."

"...Uhh...oh. S-so you're a guy?"
"Yep!" she paused, apparently satisfied with a bright pink, short-sleeved nightgown, and turned to face Thora. "I hope that's not too disappointing.
"N..not really. I'm actually, a guy too, and not really—an attractive one at all. I was going for a 'big, strong dude' look ingame, but...messed up, like I do a lot of things."
"Awwh, well, some mistakes are worth making, I say." Fiori bounced closer, reaching her hands up to the taller girl's cheeks. "Look how cute you are~!"
"H-heheh...

"S-so you're not upset either, then?"
"Nah." She hopped herself up into a hug with their faces close, and Thora found herself returning the embrace. "I say it just makes us even. Like, I'd understand if you wanna lie down and cuddle with a pretty girl for a while, 'caauuse, a guy like me knows what wanting that's like."
"Mmh. H-have you, ever dated someone before?" Thora didn't really know why she was asking this; the proximity to Fiori's blushing face, and the feeling of her soft body so close, were flustering her past the point of thinking straight.
"Nope! But still. You?"
"Uh, f-few times. Never uh, never worked out for me..."

The taller demon-girl took the hint to slowly stumble them both over to a bed and lie down, Fiori still wrapped around her the whole time. After that, the small girl carefully leaned her head forward, pressing their cheeks together while keeping her forehead low enough to not bump into Thora's horns. "Mmm~mmh. You're fun," she said.
"Uh..y-you're a lot more."

After a little while, Fiori gently pulled away—enough to look her in the eyes again. "Let's meet IRL anyway. Maybe I'll buy a potion that'll make me a girl for a few hours, you cook me some dinner..we'll call it a date. Heheh!"
"Um."
She tilted her head. "Too much? Too soon?"
"I-I'm just worried I won't uh. M-measure up to your standards—the real me, I mean. And that's kind of a big thing to..."
"Well, I'm like, worried about your standards too! That's why I'm asking now, while I'm brave."
"Um. Yeah, okay. Maybe we can..w-work something out."
Fiori booped her nose. "Text. Me."
"Uh..s-sure." Then the smaller girl leaned in again, giving another pleased sigh.

They stayed together this way for a little while longer. Yaboth logged out only after being pretty sure that the cute little necromancer had done the same, and slowly sat up in his pod still feeling a flustered mixture of confusion and happiness. Somehow or other, he'd...maybe?...scored himself a date? What?



The beta had its own official forum, with registration open exclusively to people who were participating in it. Some people actively avoided it in order to keep away from "spoilers", only checking the company's news feed instead. But as of now—late on Sunday, the night the game first opened—most of the posts were eager anticipation of the impending release, discussion of all the concept art and promotions that had come out. Just a few topics near the top referred to ingame events:

TPK'd by super strong monster girl! X_x
Purple light in the sky, overpowered purple monsters: Related?
WHY ARE THERE SPIDERS!?
LFG for Monday night, email ITT
…

For the person currently browsing the forum—a young woman sitting at a somewhat aged desktop with a black cat in her lap—the most important post was the official announcement at the top:
Servers Down for Maintenance Wednesday Morning: Nobility Update
"Hmmh, hope my pod thing gets here by then..well, hope I can find space for it, too." The room she was in at the moment was a mess of an office: Besides the small desk that barely fit the computer on it and her chair, there was an entire wall of shelving occupied by numerous tomes in no particular order, a large cauldron taking up nearly half of the floor space, and a disorganized pile of various enchanted items, ingredients and material spell components all shoved into another corner.

The girl's pet cat meowed, and she carefully ran her hand along its back. "Heheh...I'll figure something out," she said, as if replying to the animal. "Perhaps it'll work outdoors, if I can keep it out of the rain..and keep bugs away from my sleeping self." She sighed aloud, which morphed into a vocal yawn midway through. "Just need to...make sure I get all my work done before then. Shouldn't be too hard, just got..." Pulling up another window, she flicked up and down through a spreadsheet. "Sixteen commissions...I can probably put that and that off until Friday, so fourteen...unless something else comes in tomorrow..."

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Battle Vixens! - 104




Episode 104: Doubt/Trauma

Marcus sat in the passenger seat, staring down at his key—his hat, which sat atop his lap. Clark glanced over at him a few times, and each time found him in this same posture. "I really don't think you need to worry," Dr. Quinn said after about the fifth such glance.
"Huh?" His passenger snapped upright in his seat. "Oh uh..nah. I'm just, trying not to fall asleep, heheh. I guess I'm, curious what it is they wanna check out about the hat, but like..this whole thing was supposed to be so they could figure out how this stuff works in the first place, so I'm stoked to help."
"You certainly haven't noticed anything unusual or 'wrong' with it yourself, have you?"
"Yeah, nah."
"Well—if you're exhausted, maybe you should just nod off," Clark suggested. "You mind if I put on some music? Any particular distastes?"
"Oh, not at all, man. You do you." Marcus leaned back in his seat, shutting his eyes.
"I'd expect a music student to be pickier," Dr. Quinn remarked, but turned on the radio anyway.
"Guess I used to be, but..." he paused, interrupting himself with a yawn. "I've been learning to appreciate all kinds of stuff."



After calling Dr. Quinn, Rowan headed straight for the cafeteria. Sam always had lunch at the same time, unless something urgent interrupted her—and then it was as immediately after the interruption as possible. He found her and sat down across from her.
"Corporal Langdon."
She looked up from her plate for a second. "Just 'Sam' is fine."
"...Have you...turned human, since coming here?"
The metallic fox-girl shrugged. "Few times, sure. Not too often. Pretty big place here, so havin' both my legs back is real helpful to gettin' 'round. You got orders for me?"
"Orders...I suppose so." He hadn't said anything to indicate his visit was more than casual yet, but maybe sitting down to talk implied as much. "Simon's wife was mortally wounded by our target before we could stop it. She was able to use a previously undisclosed empowered form to put that body in 'stasis'. I asked Dr. Quinn if he could come our way to get her human form out of danger, but that would leave them short-handed. So I offered to send you over."
Sam tilted her head slightly from about halfway through this explanation until the end. "You do realize, all you have to say is 'go there, do that'. Nothin' more. I respect the chain of command 'round here."
Rowan shrugged. "I know that, but I'm used to treating people more like equals. So it still feels awkward to me to promise you'll do something without talking to you about it first. You don't..have any objections you'd voice in absence of a 'chain of command'?"
"None whatsoever. I trust you'll put me where I'm needed most. Anyhow, as an aside, I look forward to working with Miss Nelson again. We made a fine team last time."

Rowan started to get up, then paused. "You trust me particularly?"
She nodded.
"Just out of curiosity, any specific reasons?"
"I'm a military man. The military works for the government, the government trusts the VI with our present crisis, and the VI trusts you. That's all I need."
"..Excuse me if I'm being vain, but is that all there is?"
She looked up from her food to give another slight head-tilt. "'Course not. I've seen your work since before my existence was declassified. You took a buncha desperate survivors fightin' those things in little groups throughout the city and made 'em a unit. They call you 'boss' 'cause you're the one who made 'em a team. And you motivate folks to not just fight, but train and be ready. And I ain't privy to a whole lot of it, but if I understand correctly you've been integral to doin' the same for the rest of the world: Convincin' 'sister organizations' to work together with the VI rather than ignoring each other or worse."
"I've made a number of extremely consequential mistakes," Rowan said.
"No plan survives contact with the enemy," Sam retorted. "I'll be ready to move out soon." She turned back to her food, apparently feeling the conversation had reached its conclusion. So he got up and headed for his next destination.



Marcus was, fortunately, not much of a snorer. The car was quiet apart from the music, leaving Clark to his thoughts. About halfway to the city, he woke with a start, looking around in a brief fit of confusion before remembering where he was and why.
"Morning," Dr. Quinn said mildly.
"Oh, uh..is it still morning? I just realized how hungry I am, dude..."
"As far as I understand, eating something after a fight is always helpful to our recovery. I think the VI has a cafeteria, if you can wait that long."
"Uh—yeah, sure. I don't wanna slow us down or anything. You know, in case uh—Petra's wife needs help sooner, or like, the monsters show up right when we get there..." He shook his head, then rubbed his eyes for a moment.

"Maan, this is still pretty surreal to me."
"I'm much more used to this new situation the world's in than I think I should be," Clark said, nodding.
"Uh, sure, but I mean like—even after that. Getting to fight alongside you guys. I mean—pretty much since this whole mess started, you've been my heroes. Light and Ning, and Gemma, and you and uh, Rory," (he said this a little hesitantly, unused to using her first name), "and Rowan and their whole team. I'd say everyone, but you know, not jerks like the Puppeteer or that crazy chick in Mexico."
"I would say I'm not used to being thought of as a hero," Clark admitted, shaking his head. "I suppose I can't disagree that, on an objective level, I'm doing things people call 'heroic'...but I don't know. I'm really only doing what I can."
"Hahah...yeah, man. It's—I guess it's kinda weird, in a way, realizing you guys are all just normal people too, with your own problems and stuff. I mean—in hindsight it's like 'duh', but..."

"Hey," he looked over, "who were your heroes?"
Dr. Quinn thought about this question for a moment before answering. "Oh, you know, the usual—at least for a physicist anyway. Feynman, Newton, Einstein...once I'd decided on this career path, there were plenty of, more or less canonical examples to look up to and try to imitate the successes of."
"Huh. No offense, but like—all science guys? Nobody who took out a bad guy or saved millions of lives? Or not even, like, Loius Pasteur or somethin'?"
"Well—I wouldn't disagree about someone like that being heroic. It's just, when you say 'my hero,' that isn't the sort of thing that first springs to mind. I take it more to mean 'someone I could realistically dream of emulating', and for me—at least until very recently—that pretty well cuts out anyone in the medical field..or combat or other forms of life-saving, for that matter. As much as I'd like to be saving lives, it didn't really seem plausible for me to go into medicine."
"Dude, really? You got a P-H-D anyway, though. You've gotta be way smart enough."
"...Maybe, but that isn't the problem. Truth is, I'm squeamish about blood and...other bodily internals. My wife says you get over that sort of thing after just a little exposure, but...well, let's just say her efforts at providing me said exposure didn't go over very well."

"But...you heal people all the time, now."
"Yes, but—magically repairing someone's injuries is vastly different from putting someone under the knife. And anyway, my powers come packaged with a sense of calm that completely overcomes the issue."
"...Yeah," Marcus nodded. "Light and Gemma said something about that too—like, how you guys are more resistant to psycholaugical trauma or whatever?"
"I suppose that's true, but..." He shook his head. "There is an upper limit to that 'resistance'."
"Hahah...I'd still take it over nothing at all, though, if you gimme a choice. I mean if, uh..." Marcus glanced over at his shoulder. "If I don't distract myself enough, I can still kinda see that thing charging at me, and I gotta look at my shoulder just to make sure it's not about to get stung again..."
Clark nodded. "Give it time. Maybe it'll never go fully away, but...let yourself process it, and it should at least fade."
"Cool, cool...but uh, can we talk about literally anything else right now?"
"Certainly. Let's see, ah...do you play any video games?"
Marcus grinned wide, leaning foward a bit. "Duude, do I?"



Dawn groaned, squirmed in place for a moment, and then opened her eyes, moving her head just enough to look around. She was lying in bed in her room, and Cynthia was sitting next to the bed. "Dawn!" the redhead leaned in.
"Nngh...hey." Her voice was a little hoarse from all the screaming, but still serviceable.
"Are you okay? I mean uh..how, how are you feeling?"
"...Like total garbage." She exhaled a sigh. "Tired. Sore. Still...angry."
"Y-yeah, you, messed that thing up pretty bad. I guess it must've really...I mean, I can't even imagine. If I had to see one of those things...do something like that to you.."
"Nn...not at them, really."
"Huh?"

Dawn stared at the ceiling for a long moment, then turned her head to face her again. "...I remembered somethin'. Somethin' we agreed not to tell each other about."
Cynthia folded her ears down. "..Oh."
"I know what I done. I know how bad it was. But right now...I don't feel. I can't feel like it was wrong. I'd wanna do it all over again, if I could."
"Dawn..." It didn't sound like she was sure what to say. But she certainly didn't seem like she wanted to know the truth just yet.

Both of them paused after this, right in the middle of the silence, hearing footsteps approaching, and then a quick knock on the door. "Uh, you can come in," Cynthia said, sitting up and facing the door. "It's unlocked."
"..Thank you." Rowan opened the door.
"What do you want?" The redhead demanded, her outrage sounding not entirely sincere.
"While I had a moment, I was hoping to check on Dawn. You're awake?"
"Yep."
He nodded. "I'm glad.

"...I said this before, but..you weren't exactly conscious at the time. I'm sorry. It was my mistake that led to you fighting that particular enemy. A stupid oversight that could've been avoided if I'd paid only a little more attention. It...must have been traumatic."
Dawn exhaled through her nose, and pushed herself up onto an elbow to face him, ignoring the objection of every sore muscle involved. "Nah, it's good. Maybe I needed that kick in the teeth. 'S like I been numb for days, and now I feel pain, but it's better than the nothin' I was feelin'. Helped me remember some things. Like how I got here in the first place. What I did before."

Rowan nodded slowly—knowingly. But said, "There were better ways for you to remember that than being put into mortal danger."
"Aah, maybe. Hey, you still think it was wrong?"
"That...depends what you're asking about," he said carefully. "Having seen the relevant footage for myself, calling Miss Hargrove's death a murder on your part feels extreme. She was practically already dead, like you said before."
"Yeah, I mean the other thing."
He looked between them. "Do you want me to talk about that?"

Dawn paused, looking at Cynthia. She still didn't look ready. "..Nah. Never mind, I'll ask ya later."
"If you want," he said, nodding again. "You should get some rest. Food, if you can take it."
"Yeah..sure." Dawn leaned back onto the pillow.
"Hey, I can still fight," Cynthia said. "This afternoon, or whatever." Dawn looked over at her. "Hey, I'll be careful! You ain't gotta guard me all the time."
"...Yeah. Keep her safe for me?" she said to Rowan.
"We'll all do our best to protect each other," he said.
"Mmh. Good enough." Dawn was too tired to raise any real objection.
"I'd better go. Hey, getting some food and rest goes for both of you."
"Uh, sure," the redhead nodded.



After a fairly disjointed, excited discussion on the mechanics of certain action RPGs, the conversation in the car died down a bit. Marcus did what a lot of young people do in lulls of conversation and got out his phone.

"Oh, hey—you know the Giver's got a twitter?"
"I am acquainted with that fact," Clark said.
"Yeah, but like—not just the early-warning DM's. She's actually answering people's questions! Uh, sometimes. She pretty much either answers so instantly there's no way she had time to type everything, or not at all. Like..."

He thumbed through some replies. "Oh, yeah, someone asked her, 'if I—hypothetically of course—nuked the VI base, would I get everyone's powers'? And she's like 'No, too indirect'. So some other people jumped on with a bunch of other stuff like, 'what about a mine? Poison? Sniper rifle?' Uh..eventually she just said," (he cleared his throat and put on a faux-austere accent) 'It must be possible for her to look you in the eye and fight back, or at least have a reasonable probability that she survives and can avenge herself upon you.' So uh, I guess guns are okay but missiles aren't, basically."
Clark shook his head. "All purely hypothetical, of course."
"Well uh—I mean I hope so? Guess I don't gotta worry about someone taking my powers and using them for evil or whatever, at least."
"Anyone who thinks you're a 'normal' vixen could still try," he pointed out.
"Oof, yeah. I guess I hadn't thought'a that."

"Anything else besides rule clarifications?"
"Uhh, let's see..hey, yeah! 'How are you replying to everyone so fast?' And she said, 'Magic'. Hahah...I guess, that's, fair?"
"Is she still bound to tell us the truth through twitter, or is that only with verbal communication?"
"Awh, yeah, someone must've asked her that, right?" Marcus scrolled around for a moment, and didn't find any such question. "Uh..right?"
"Perhaps it isn't that common of knowledge that she 'always tells the truth'," Clark realized. "She let Light know as much, but at no point have we or the VI actually dissemenated that information..."
"Hmm. Is it uh—bad if everyone knew that?"
"I don't know how it would be, but it's hard to know what exactly she's told every single person she's spoken to."
"Huh, yeah. I was thinking I could ask something that'd give her a chance to like, say she has a rule where she won't lie to anyone, buuut..."
"Someone is bound to give her that opportunity anyway, even if by accident."
"True, but..yeah, I don't wanna be the one to spill those beans either way."



Dr. Bridges knocked on the door of Rowan's office. After a moment, not the office's owner but Simon opened up. "Ah, hello there. Rowan's out at the moment, doing the rounds no doubt."
"That's fine. I'm only here to deliver this," he said, producing Karis's half-mask.
"You guys already out of experiments to run on it?" Karis said, coming up behind her husband.
"Not...necessarily, but it is yours, and will be needed soon, as I understand it," he said, offering it to Simon. "If you're willing, there are a few questions I'd like to ask you, for the purposes of our research."

They looked between each other, and Karis shrugged. "Uh, sure I guess? What about?" She stepped back, and Simon opened the door more fully, letting the researcher in.
"We want as good a grasp as possible of how an individual's knowledge, beliefs, expectations and desires affect the resulting powerset. So—primarily your state of mind at the time the mask was initially used as a key, and your own explanation of how your powers work."
"I guess that makes sense..."

The three of them were inside now, so Ezekiel quietly shut the door behind him. "Well, obviously, I was kinda mortally wounded at the time, and technically still am," she said, crossing her arms. "So I was thinking it'd be really nice if I could, y'know, not get hurt? Or at least heal myself up if I needed to. Be nice if I was invincible like mister rock here," she said, gently punching Simon's arm.
"Hey, you're thinking of Sam with that," he said.
"And, is your present body more resilient to damage than your human one?"
"Uh, y'know, I haven't really checked. I went out of my way to stay far from danger in that recent fight, seeing how I already used up an extra life."
He nodded. "Understandable. There are some relatively safe tests for that you could conduct for us later, if willing. Have you noticed any other extraordinary attributes to your present form—enhanced strength, agility, anything like that?"
"You know, not particularly, but again I haven't tested it out..."

Karis went over to one of the chairs, and carefully lifted it into the air with one hand. "Okay, definitely stronger," she said, setting it down again. "Not that I couldn't do that before, but it doesn't feel as heavy as it looks, if that makes any sense."
Dr. Bridges nodded. "Now, how would you describe what you know of your powers, as of yet?"
"Well—" Remedy appeared next to her in a brief blur. "—I got a Stand. She can move around and fight independently of me, I give her like 'mental orders' and she tries her best to follow them. And she has a sweet robot arm and can heal people with it, and if she gets hurt I can just put her away and get her back out." Remedy 'flexed' the robot arm in question, then disappeared and reappeared at the last part of this explanation.
"Wait, is that a robot arm?" Simon grabbed the summoned girl's wrist to feel of it. "I thought it was a gauntlet of some sort. How does it attach?"
"Time and a place, dear," Karis said; Remedy gently but firmly pulled herself out of his grasp.

"You said a 'Stand'," Ezekiel said.
"Yeess. Man, does nobody watch good anime but me?"
"I thought that was what you were referring to, actually, but—just for the sake of clarity, what exactly do you consder the word to mean?"
"Uh, you know, she's like a—manifestation of my spiritual energy and will to fight and stuff. Like, an extension of my will and personality that I can use to fight. And, I guess, heal people."
He nodded. "More to the point, is this how you would've pictured magic, or supernatural powers in general, working—before we had superpowered vixens in the world?"
"Well, I guess it's one of the ways," she shrugged. "I'm familiar with a lot of different magic systems."
"Was this particular one on your mind recently, then?"
"Yeah, I mean, I was binge-watching Jojo just yesterday—waaiit.

"Are you saying, that just because I've been thinking about this kind of 'magic' or whatever recently, I wound up with it?"
"It's..a possibility," he said. "We only have three data points so far—and before you ask, the other two are classified."
"Sure, sure. But like, does that mean you could convince someone that magic should work a certain way, then stick a mask on 'em and their magic will work that way?"

"We believe it's much more complicated than that," Ezekiel said. "Each person has a particular level of 'potential' in the first place. If we attempted to 'prime' someone to have the power to summon miniature suns, but they lacked the power to magically produce fusion reactions on demand—which is probably an extremely large amount of power—they may be unable to do more than summon small points of light. Besides, what a person wants plays a factor as well, and there are likely many other limitations. For instance, aren't Stands supposed to be intangible and invisible?"
"..Huh, yeah!" She turned to Remedy. "Hey, why aren't you a ghost?" The white-haired girl shrugged and made a soft "Aah" sound from her mouth.
"Did you 'tell' her to do that?"
"Oh, uh, yeah—as far as I can tell, she doesn't have a will of her own or anything, which is pretty Stand-like. It felt natural to have her do that, though, in a way," Karis shrugged.

"Now that I think of it, though...when I was lying there covered in rubble, I definitely regretted putting myself at risk just to check if there was anyone who hadn't evacuated yet. But—not to the point that I wish it'd been someone else. Just, I was thinking how nice it would be if I could've checked without putting anyone in danger—send someone invincible, maybe. I guess my power level isn't high enough to support 'total invulnerability' though, so being able to re-summon Remedy if she gets hurt is the next best thing."
Ezekiel nodded, thinking. "That may be exactly what it is, then. My impression is that—no matter whether one's powers are 'natural' or 'artificial'—no one understands them better than the owner herself. This is why a personal interview is the best for making sense of these things."

"Cool. So, any other questions come to mind for now?"
"..Not for the moment. If you don't mind keeping up communication, we could send you any follow-up questions we come up with later."
"Don't mind at all," Karis nodded.
Dr. Bridges said, "Thank you. I should be going now, but please give Rowan my regards."

After the researcher left, Simon turned toward Remedy again. "So is that a robotic arm or not? Where's it start? What does it look like under the sleeve there?"
"Pfft. You could at least take a girl out to eat before asking her to strip!"
"What, so you want me to date your Stand instead of you now?"
"No, get your own Stand and we can double date."
"Do the stone fists count?"
The white-haired girl crossed her arms and shook her head. "Remedy does not want to date a pair of giant fists!"

Monday, May 9, 2022

Aetuornos Beta 2-8




2-8: Clandestine Ignition

Everyone's doors led them into hallways seemingly identical to the ones they had used to enter their trials, but the door on the opposite side came out into a particularly large, circular room with a circular vaulted ceiling. They came out of three doors adjacent to each other: The demon-girls on the left, Jack and Noire in the center, and the healers on the right. Once they were through the doorways, the doors themselves seemed to instantly vanish, leaving the three doorframes occupied with only walls. There were four more walls-in-doorframes, two on either side of the three they had entered, and the rest of the room had a number of doors with placards similar to the ones which had been used to label their trials.

"Looks like we all made it!" Noire said, turning toward the others.
"No instant teleport," Thora mumbled, breathing a sigh of relief.
"Is anyone hurt?" Grigori asked, looking to the other four.
"Nope!" Fiori answered, half-over Jack's "Nu-uh."

"Our trial was pretty weird though," the necromancer continued. "We had to like, press this button combination quick enough—which is a fine puzzle I guess—but like it also couldn't be too quick?"
"My guess is, that they were all secretly connected," Noire said. "Did you hear a chime whenever you pressed a correct button? Some shattering from below, perhaps?"
"Chime, yes," Thora said. "Shattering, no."
"Well, I could hear a chime and shattering up above me," Grigori said. "Two chimes made a suit of armor come to life and attack us. Then Zef had to platform up to a big magic circle on the ceiling to turn it off again."

"Surely you all spoke during your trials," Noire said, "yet I never heard a word. Perhaps some manner of selective silencing charms so we couldn't cheese the trials by actually communicating."
"Hmph. Any normal MMO would have text chat or, like, you could IM with another program," Jack said. "I guess that's kinda the point, huh?"
"Perhaps," the rogue said, stepping toward the center of the room. "We can discuss more details about our experiences with those trials later, I believe. For the moment, we must select our reward." She swept a hand around at the doors, each labeled Artifact of and then a word or brief phrase.

"How's this supposed to work, anyway?" Jack said. "Just one reward, for six people?"
"I mean like..maybe there's some normal treasure chests to go with the artifact or something?" the necromancer suggested.
"Well, I already received a significant reward from this excursion," Noire said, taking out a knife to toss in the air and catch. "Fiori can't use any other weapons but her scythe, Zef can hardly use equipment at all."

"Ehh—hang on," Grigori said. "If that thing with the map is anything to go by, exact words are important with these 'wizard types', yeah? Mondelain said 'you will all be taken to the top floor, select an artifact, and face its guardian'. That doesn't mean we have to select one artifact for all of us, it just means that whoever goes after a particular artifact has to face its guardian."
"So, we can have six artifacts—one per person—if we each fight our own boss," Thora said. "But that sounds like a great way to get us all killed."
"You ought to be satisfied with two or three," Zef said. "Splitting into two groups of three would be best, as each group would still have a healer."

"Weell, I don't use much equipment either," the druid said. "I'm all about the were-bear stuff, and plant and regen magic. So, either Jack and Thora each get artifacts, or maybe Fiori too?"
"I'm happy with the adventure~," the necromancer said. "And maaaybe the guardian's soul, if I can take it."
"Well, that settles that, then," he nodded. "What's the best three-three split? And you two decide what you actually want."

Jack shrugged; Thora nodded; and the two of them went to start reading the placards for artifact descriptions. "As you said," Noire said, "they should each get a healer. Thora's..more prone to taking a lot of damage at once, so Zef may be best to go with her, and you with Jack. Then: Zef is an agile, low-range fighter with bladed weapons, which also fits my description somewhat, so I can also join you two."
"I'd, kinda like to stick with Thora anyway," Fiori admitted.
"Then that arrangement seems agreeable to everyone," the catgirl said.

"Hey, uh—what if we're wrong about this, and we really only get one, for all of us?" Thora said.
"Then I suppose that'll be made obvious once we open our first door," Noire replied. "Something will likely prevent us from opening or entering another in that case."
"Yeah..makes sense. Well, then Jack should open his first, I think. I mean, you're the one with a kidnapped sister and all.."
"Pffsh. She's probably off doing somethin' else by now," he said.



"Now, tell me—have you ever heard of the Secret Fire?" The witch pronounced this name as if it should be capitalized.
"Uh.." What, like in Lord of the Rings? "..No," Ronin said. Not in this setting, at least.
"Some would say that's good," she said. "It is meant to be Secret, after all. Passed down to only the most skilled and pure of mages, who have proven their worth through heroism, meaningful discoveries, or other such feats. But—no more, I say! The world needs that fire in more hands, and sooner rather than later. Sooo....

"Y'know this?" she said, sweeping a hand up and causing some purple flame to appear spinning around it. "This is the Secret Fire. Or rather, it is my Secret Fire. It's not so much a spell, as something which becomes a part of the mage it spreads to, and every spell she casts, every enchantment she makes...so on, so forth. And it's much more than just some visual flair. Every person's fire comes in a particular color, and each color means something different—different effects, advantages, weaknesses...et-cetera. Purple Fire is useful for 'empowering' and 'enslaving', as you saw me do with those big birds earlier."

"So..you want to give me that?" he said. "That's your offer?"
"You
are a sharp one!" she said, and cackled again. "Indeed. Any who possess the Secret Fire, also possess the means to spread it to a willing participant. There are limitations, however; it cannot inhabit anyone dedicated to one or more of the gods, for they abhor it; and it requires a sufficiently pure mage. Nobody who, say, swings around a bladed melee weapon all the time—for instance."
He gave her a skeptical look. "Didn't you say that gigantic scythe you were riding around on was your 'real weapon'?"
"Hmn? Ohh, this thing?" she said, summoning it into her left hand in a burst of purple flame. "This is no scythe. I mean—have you seen me reap anything with it? Noo no no, this is just a very long staff with a sharp, bladed decoration at the end....both ends. Staffs, rods, and the like are just fine." Then she dismissed it again.

"Well..what's the catch, then?" Ronin asked. "Is it gonna burn me up later in life, or something?"
"Ohoh, nothing like that!" she said. "It's just that—you remember the army of demons and monsters, yes?"
"Yes."
"Well, anyone who possesses the Fire will have something of a target on their back from their leaders. The Demon Queen—who's in charge of the whole mess of them—will seek to snuff out the Secret Fire as quickly as she possibly can. That is why it must be spread," she said.
"..If they want to get rid of it, then..is it useful against them?"
"Oh, absolutely!" she nodded excitedly. "Indeed, it may very well be the only thing capable of realistically slaying the Demon Queen herself!"

"Well..in that case, I guess I need to take it. We won't be very good heroes if we can't beat the final boss," he said.
"Heeheehee! That's the spirit!" She said. "Now..for me to spread it to you, is terribly simple." She produced one of Noire's daggers in her left hand, seemingly out of nowhere (or, possibly, out of her inventory). "I just need to draw a little bit of blood, say a certain thing, and you answer yes. Got it?"
"So.." He crossed his arms. "You don't need that giant magic circle for it, then?"
"Oh, this?" she looked down. "Nope! That's for other stuff. I just thought it'd be dramatic to have it around and go stand next to it. Well—I may actually use it to get you to your friends a bit faster once we're done. But first.." she came up close to him. "Just put out your dominant arm for me; this won't hurt...much."

Ronin put his right arm out, and she gently put her free hand under his wrist, pricking a finger with the tip of the weapon in her other. Then she let go of the knife and put her hand over the slightly-bleeding one, engulfing them both in a heatless purple flame. Looking up, he could see that her body was also wreathed in a glow of the same color, particularly her eyes. And she incanted: "The Fire was kindled as the world began. The Fire shall consume the world at its end. In the time between, it must through mages spread. Will you take it in?"
"...Yes." If this was the real world, he might have actually thought about it a bit more.
"Then.." She put her other hand on top of his too, grinning viciously. "Let it burn!" This part didn't seem to actually be part of the incantation, but it was well-timed for the resulting effect anyway.

The bright purple flame raced up his arm and across the rest of his body, covering him for a second or two before slowly changing color, paling and darkening to a deep shade of gray. This color settled into place everywhere except for where her hands were around his; here, her own purple flame surrounded what gray fire was around that hand until she let go and all of the flames faded from view. Yet, even after they did, Ronin had the curious sense that he could 'feel' the Fire inside him, still, and now knew exactly what to do to spread it to someone else.

"..Phew! It does take a bit outta ya to do it," she said, taking out another vial of potion and chugging it, wiping her mouth on a glove before continuing. "Now, don't worry about that 'world destruction' stuff, it's just some silly superstition."
He raised an eyebrow. "..Why is it part of the incantation, then? Doesn't that mean it's literally baked into its nature?"
"Well, sure, but—the world'll get destroyed at some point anyway," she said, shrugging. "That doesn't mean the Fire's responsible for it, just that it cleans up the mess afterward. At least, like, if it's still around—which it should be!

"Anyway, I must say I'm slightly disappointed. Your color isn't quite what I hoped I'd get," she said.
"What did you expect?"
"White, rather than gray," she replied. "But I still think giving it to you was the right choice. You're definitely young and 'foolish' enough to spread it to some more mages, aren't you?" she said with a wink. "But no, seriously—someone with a white Fire will be way better equipped to fight the Demon Queen effectively. That means an extra big target on whoever gets it, which is a warning you should probably pass on to whoever you spread it to."

"Well—what's a gray Fire do, then?"
"Hmmn.." she put a finger to her lips, thinking. "If I recall correctly, it's somethin' like..'resiliency' and 'resistance'. In your case, I bet it'll make your summons tougher to take down or dispel. Enchanting armor also wouldn't be a bad idea if you ever wanna get into crafting stuff.

"..Anyway~, now we use the big spell circle!" she said, clapping her hands together. "I expect you wanna get back to your friends as soon as possible, y'know, in case they're in a ton of danger or something."



Jack read several doors before just glancing at one in particular. "Artifact...of...explosions. Yeah, okay, I want this one," he said, pointing at the placard.
"Cool, cool," Noire said, drawing close and gesturing for Grigori to join her. "You pick something yet, Thora?"
"Uhh, I guess this one's probably good? Blocking?" she said, gesturing.
"Seems like a pretty good synergy," the catgirl agreed. "Okay, open our door and let's see what happens."

Jack nodded, taking the doorknob and opening it. Inside was another of those hallways that seemed to be between each pair of doors to meaningful rooms in this place, and nothing happened while the party waited a moment to see. Then, shrugging, Thora opened her door to a similar hallway. "Okay," the rogue concluded, "Barring anything interrupting us, let's head on in and face the guardians. See you three on the outside!" She waved, heading in first but quickly allowing the tall, strong guys to get in front of her.


Thora took the lead in her own hallway of course, boldly opening the door at the end of the hallway only to immediately hear the door behind them slam itself shut. Briefly glancing back, the door had been replaced by a wall, just like in the "artifact choosing room". Looking forward again, she saw what Zef and Fiori had already noticed: What appeared to be a metal statue of a turtle the height of a human, with a sign hanging down from the ceiling to just a bit above its head that said Guardian of Blocking.

"Oookaaay...?" The berserker walked inside first, a bit cautious of the possibility of the big animal suddenly turning into flesh and/or animating to attack her. Instead it remained perfectly immobile, seemingly every bit the statue it seemed to be, except that its eyes suddenly blazed with a familiar, golden-yellow flame. Looking around a bit more, the room was about twice as tall as her and particularly narrow—enough for the statue to take up its entire width.
"Ehehee~," Fiori giggled. "The guardian is blocking our way. But you could get around it, right Zef?"
"Easily," she nodded. "Speaking of 'exact words', Mondelain only stated we would face a guardian, not fight one."
"It'd be kinda anticlimactic to not have anything resembling a boss, though," Thora said.

"I will go past it, then." Zef backed into the hallway again to get a running start, and then vaulted up and leftward, running along the wall above the turtle's left side. Just before she would've been above the turtle, however, her body slammed directly into a very solid, physical barrier, sending out ripples of yellow light from her outline along what appeared to be a plane of otherwise invisible force field. Both other girls winced at the distinct thwack sound this made, and she slid down the plane briefly before falling backwards onto her butt on the floor.

"...Ow."
"Aack! Are you okay!?" Fiori said, hurrying next to her. Zef was already busy placing a hand on her own face, four fingers on her forehead and another on her cheek.
"Healing. That sounded worse than it was. We should have checked for something like that beforehand," she stated bluntly.



Jack opened the door at the end of the hallway, striding straight inside with Grigori and then Noire behind him. They found themselves in a fairly large, square room, around four meters high, with a metallic statue of a hydra occupying its center and no other obvious entrances or exits. A sign hanging from the center-most head of that hydra facing the door (as many of its heads were facing off toward other sides of the room) read, Guardian of Explosions.

"...Is it gonna come to life or something?" he wondered aloud, taking a couple of steps toward it. As if on cue, every one of the hydra's numerous eyes began to glow with Mondelain's signature color, and all of its mouths began to open wider. This appeared to be a mechanical action, not the statue coming to life; much more worryingly, however, the head with the sign hung over its neck had something spherical and black, like a bowling ball, roll out of it toward the party. There was a faint sizzling sound coming from inside of it.

"Uhh—"
"BOMB!" Noire yelled, "Back up!" She followed her own advice, quickly backpedaling almost to the door; the others took the hint to turn and run quickly enough, until they all heard and saw it explode. Its blast didn't reach them, but they could feel its heat, and as their eyes cleared from the flash, they could now see a moderately-sized chunk of the floor missing around where it had been.

There was a brief, silent moment of staring at this sight, until the catgirl picked up the distinct sound of something rolling around inside the statue. "Pretty sure there's more incoming," she said. Two of the heads adjacent to the first one rolled similar spherical bombs out of them, of differing size; the three players covered their ears against the explosions, and found themselves faced with two more holes in the floor.

Glancing briefly backwards, Noire saw that their door was gone, replaced by a wall just as blank as the other four. "I don't like the outlook if we just dance around those things," she said.
"Hey, let's try dumping them in the holes," Grigori suggested as more rolling came from inside the statue.
"Or at least knocking them all toward the same spot," Jack agreed.
"Great idea! Let's spread out, quick!"



Thora gently tapped the 'force field' with her index finger a few times, then took a small step back, drawing her club. "Okay, so there's a wall in the way. I think I at least understand this problem." She readied her weapon, holding it two-handed behind her back, ready to swing.
"Hold." Zef held out a hand toward the berserker, then carefully picked herself up onto her feet. "What if this is similar to the previous trial?"
"Weeelll...if it is, then we're prolly still meant to do the most obvious thing," Fiori said. "And it was pretty obvious when something was right or wrong, too—buzzer or chime? I say hit it with all ya got!"
"Wait—"

The club was already halfway there before the monk got the word out, and any more she might have said was cut off by the sound of the weapon connecting, producing a sound like a low-pitched gong and sending huge yellow ripples out from the point of contact, followed by the formation of some dimly-glowing thin, hairline cracks spreading out from the spot before immediately beginning to fade back in toward the center, healing themselves.

"That did something!" Fiori cheered, holding her arms up with fists clenched eagerly.
"Yes, but—"
"Hit it again!" she cut Zef off—not that she needed to say anything, with Thora already readying another strike.
"Hup!"
The monk just placed her hand on her palm and gently shook her head.



Jack swung his axe like a hockey stick or golf club, sweeping big bombs off in the direction of the most recent holes. Noire ran after the smallest ones, grabbing and easily tossing them straight in the holes; Grigori just went with punting the ones closest to him in that general direction. As more bombs rolled out, approaching too many for them to deal with before they started exploding, the three of them were further interrupted by a brilliant flash from an unexploded corner of the room.

"..Sis!" Jack responded first. "Yo, I thought you'd have logged out by now!"
"I would've, but it—"
"Bad time for talking!" Grigori interrupted, running up and kicking a bomb away before it got to the summoner. "Put the bombs in the holes please!" Noire had also gotten straight back to work.
"Uh—okay, sure." Ronin brought out a couple of humanoid light elementals, having them run to grab some bombs and then head toward the holes. They looked different from before, their appearance possessing a fiery glow which was a somewhat duller, grayer shade than their actual bodies. "But uh—I could use some explanation, you know—where are we, what is this?"

"Mage dude's tower, to rescue you, duh!" Jack said.
"Not that you need it now!" Noire added.
"And that's the guardian of explosions, it drops bombs," said Grigori. "Is that up-to-speed enough?"
"No!" One of the elementals didn't make it to a hole before the bomb exploded, knocking it backwards and onto the floor, but it didn't dissipate from the damage. "Why are we fighting a 'guardian of explosions'?!" This particular explosion didn't destroy any of the floor, either.
"I don't know that I'd call this a 'fight'," the catgirl said.



"RrrrRRRRAAAAHH!!!" Thora psyched herself up, then went for about a five-hit combo on the shield. The cracks formed and spread like every hit before, then quickly closed themselves up again while she stood there panting from the several recent bursts of exertion. "Hff...gaah, that's still not enough?"
"Awwh, I thought you'd get it that time," Fiori said.
Zef stood by watching, her arms crossed. "Hmm."

Both of them turned toward the monk. "Hey, you have any bright ideas?" Thora asked.
"Maybe you are correct—it isn't 'enough'." She moved to a fighting stance, summoning some light-blades about her arms. "Do you possess any spells that inflict rapid, blunt-force trauma?" she asked the necromancer.
"Uhh, no, not really. I just gots this scythe," she said, waving it around.
"...Use that, then." She moved up next to Thora, close to the wall. "I will count to three. When I say 'three', strike it as hard and as many times as you possibly can. Try not to hit each other."
"Or you?" Thora said, readying her club once more.
"You will not hit me."
"..'Kay."

"One. Two."

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"Okay, why'd you walk into this trap then?"
"I wanted an 'artifact of explosions', okay!? Sheesh!"
Ronin paused very briefly, then remarked: "..I guess that sounds about right."
"Less talk, more bomb throw!" Grigori reminded them; he and Noire had to pull most of the weight during this siblingly exchange. Almost half of the floor was now unusable, the area around the corner first exploded having only a couple of patches of floor attached to the walls. The size and quantity of holes now made it quite visible that below this room's floor was only a dark pit with no visible bottom.
"Actually—if you can just summon something to take the brunt of the explosions and keep them from breaking the floor, that's just as good," the catgirl suggested.
"Uh, okay..."

Jack held a position in front of the summoner, knocking bombs away as best he could. Grigori and Noire took up spots to either side of Ronin, tossing the bombs away or at his summons—whichever was easier. The statue wasn't spawning bombs in any of the directions that were mostly pits, but now the ones it did spawn came out at a fever pitch, one after another, in a variety of sizes. A few of those that appeared, one could swear couldn't possibly have fit in the stone-hydra-heads' mouths at all.

More or less by accident, the explosions carved holes closer to the small party, but also around the statue itself. It began to tilt slightly over, toward the opposite corner, and Noire got a last-second idea. She grabbed the biggest bomb she thought she could easily hold, and quickly bowled it right at the nearest foot of the statue. The explosion crumbled the floor out from in front of it, leaving the floor directly underneath it hardly attached to anything at all.

It tilted steeper, bombs still rolling out of its heads despite it visibly having no source underneath it for them to be coming from, and then with some cracking sounds the last of the flooring around it broke, allowing the entire guardian statue to topple down into the seemingly-bottomless pit. For a moment the four of them could still hear bombs rolling out of its mouths; then there was a brief cacophony of explosions followed by the distinct sound of something very heavy hitting hard ground and cracking to pieces.

The four of them stood there panting for a moment, then Jack stood up straight. "Woo! We did it!" he pumped his fist. A yellow glow appeared over the floor beneath them, spreading across the pit and seemingly re-filling it with floor until the room was hole again—sans statue. A burst of yellow flame flickered up through the center of the room, forming a small stone pedestal with an amulet on it.
"And there is our prize," Noire declared, combing a hand through her hair.



"Three!" Zef began striking the barrier at once, punching and kicking light-blades into it in one long, continuous combo. Thora went for a repeat performance of bashing it with her club over and over again, and Fiori energetically imitated this motion with her scythe (which is to say she bashed it bluntly rather than actually trying to cut it). The cracks from where their hits connected—Fiori's on the left being the faintest and the berserker producing the largest and most visible—spread and joined, a sound reminiscent of actual glass cracking apart joining the noise of repeated gongs from impacts on the barrier.

"Keep it up!" The monk had to dodge some of Thora's wilder swings, ducking or leaning to one side, but she had anticipated this from the start, and could see each strike coming more than far enough in advance to flow with the movements and keep on hitting, particularly targeting where the cracks were the widest. Finally, the three of them were treated to the noise of something shattering as the barrier fell apart into a bunch of tiny, glittering yellow fragments.

What they saw now that it was gone was no longer the turtle statue at all, but instead a small pedestal standing in the center with a ring sitting atop it, and beyond that a doorway.

"Hff...fff...phew! See, Zef, sometimes it's not so bad to think like a meathead~!" Fiori said.
The monk dusted herself off, easily hiding her slightly elevated breathing from notice. "Counterpoint: It is necessary to think in the first place."
"Hey, either way—teamwork, woo!" Thora interjected. "Hfff...yeah. Soo, that ring is the artifact, I guess?" She came up to it, looking around cautiously for any traps.